11/16/2013 11:29:00 AM Commentary: The new gets old faster and faster
By: Jim Mullen
"Can you send a fax for me?" asked Charlotte, a close neighbor, on the phone one morning. I was a little perplexed. It was like asking me if she could borrow our butter churn or a bucket of coal. Who sends faxes anymore? Didn't they go out with mullets and Beanie Babies? Why not just send a scan, or an email attachment or a screenshot of whatever she was being asked to fax? Who was she sending a fax to? Had she invented some kind of time machine? Was she sending a fax to her old self in 1989 telling her not to marry that bozo Tom?
I had to check, but it turns out my printer is also a scanner and a fax machine, even though I had never used it for that.
"Sure," I said. "Come on over, or do you need me to come over there and help crank your car?" Charlotte now thinks I am out of my mind. She has no idea that people once started cars by hand-cranking them. The only crank she knows about is me.
Old technology never seems to die willingly. I worked with a writer not so long ago who insisted on using a fountain pen. If he could have, I'm sure he would have used a quill. This meant that every single word he wrote had to be typed into the computer by someone else. His typist went on to become quite successful in the publishing business; the scribe, not so much. It turns out that what you write is more important than what you write with.
Go to almost any lawn sale and you'll find cassette tapes and vinyl records and dictaphones and VHS players and giant, coffin-sized speakers that aren't as good as the tiny ones in your car's door, yet some people still buy them. People who say old vinyl records sound better than digital either have a hearing problem or a memory problem. No, I take that back. Maybe they just have a drinking problem. But even if it were true, once you've run a needle over a vinyl record a few times, you can throw high fidelity out the window and watch it smash like a dish at a Greek wedding. But if you like vinyl, there's a program that will add authentic-sounding clicks and pops to the songs on your MP3 player.
About 10 years ago, well into the age of cellphones, I read about a local woman who was finally getting rid of her party line. (If you're a teenager who doesn't know what a party line is, let me just say, it's probably not what you're thinking.) There hadn't been another party on her line for years; she had been the last one using it. She wanted to keep it because it was amazingly inexpensive but her phone carrier wouldn't hear of it. They dragged her kicking and screaming into, oh, the 1950s. And charged her more for it.
Me, I like the new stuff. The printer I talked about earlier is wireless. I like that my smartphone can take pictures and let me read my email. Yet I know that when I reread this story in two or three years, I'll say, "Wireless? Really? That went out ages ago. A smartphone? When is the dude going to catch up and get a phone chip implanted in his forehead like everyone else? He probably has one of those, what do you call them? Fax machines."
Sat down at my old roller desk and with ink and quill and composed this short 'reply' to your humorous manner of depicting changing times.
(and, then transferred this 'reply' to VI commentary page via a keyboard, computer and internet.)
Keep those cards, letters and commentaries coming.
Posted: Sunday, November 17, 2013
Article comment by:
D. Alan McKnight
I agree with you in the fact that Faxing it totally archaic, however, email encryption for secure documentation remains a bit confusing for the multitudes. All medical documentation is governed by Hipaa ( Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act) and must be sent securely. Faxing is still considered "Secure" for such information. Financial information is treated in a similar manner. I'm certain that you have heard the horror stories about credit card information being "Hacked" from companies. Even Life Lock was hacked once. That's why you don't see the CEO in the commercials any longer showing the world his Social Security #. For better or worse faxing health or financial information is still more secure than using the internet to send such information.